Nurses Aren't Supposed to Laugh

Ok, I am stealing this from an email my grandmother sent me. It's just simple, silly and fun and made me smile. I hope it does the same for you:

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh....

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.


In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,

revealing the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen.

Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than

a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse

started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet

and regain her composure. 'I am so sorry,' she said.

'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse

and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell

me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.